Customer Service Fail
One of the bad ideas currently infecting companies in the technology field is the LivePerson “chat with a support person now” thing. This is a bad idea for multiple reasons:
- It’s a gigantic floating piece of garbage distracting me from whatever it is I’m trying to learn about your company or it’s products.
- The representatives on the other side are idiots who wouldn’t know what customer service is were it [insert your preferred-gendered joke here].
Case in point: Limelight Networks. The website lists about 15 “Services” they offer, and none of them are immediately obvious and I don’t want to spend the next hour parsing their marketease trying to find the specific niche product I’m looking for. So I (like a fool) click the stupid chat thing obscuring their page. This started at 8:30am and went on until 9:30am.
Jon: Yes what company or site are you from so I can better help you?
You: [redacted]
Jon: Thank you for waiting. I’ll be with you in just a moment.
Jon: I’m sorry for the delay. I’ll be right with you.
Jon: I’ll be right with you.
You: Why don’t you have a salesperson contact me and just ask me if our website is, in fact, a blank page?
Jon: I’m sorry for the delay. I’ll be right with you.
Jon: Thank you for waiting. I’ll be with you in just a moment.
Jon: I’ll be right with you.
Jon: I’ll be right with you.
Jon: Thank you for waiting. I’ll be with you in just a moment.
You: So what’s the point of this chat, exactly? For me to wait on iHold for an hour while canned messages about your imminent reply scroll past?
You: Until I get bored and find another vendor?
After another couple minutes I just closed the window, and now I’m at Akamai’s site, looking at their “solutions finder” — which is what I was looking for on Limelight’s website to begin with.




















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